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+// uckf creates a deeply unsatisfying word search.
+
+package main
+
+import (
+	"flag"
+	"fmt"
+	"math"
+)
+
+var edgeSize = flag.Int("n", 8, "Cells per side")
+
+type scanState int
+const (
+	FuckIfIKnow scanState = iota
+	Fucked
+	NotFucked
+)
+
+type fuckness [3][3]scanState
+
+func main() {
+	flag.Parse()
+	var board [][]byte
+	for i := 0; i < *edgeSize; i++ {
+		fuckingRow := make([]byte, *edgeSize)
+		for j := 0; j < *edgeSize; j++ {
+			fuckingRow[j] = (i+j)%4
+		}
+		board=append(board, fuckingRow)
+	}
+
+	dump(board, "Starting position")
+
+	evals := [][]fuckness
+	for i := 0; i < *edgeSize; i++ {
+		evals = append(evals, make([]fuckness, *edgeSize))
+	}
+
+	iterations := uint64(0)
+	for(isStillFucked(board, evals)) {
+		fuckUp(board, evals)
+		iterations++
+		if isPow2(iterations) {
+			dump(board, fmt.Sprint("Iteration", iterations))
+		}
+	}
+
+	dump(board, "Not a single fuck")
+}
+
+func charAt(board [][]byte, i, j int) byte {
+	if i < 0 || j < 0 || i >= len(board) || j >= len(board[i]) {
+		return 5
+	}
+	return board[i][j]
+}
+
+func isStillFucked(board [][]byte, evals[][]fuckness) {
+	isFucked := false
+	for i, row := range board {
+		for j, c := range row {
+			for dr := -1; dr <= 1; dr++ {
+				for dc := -1; dc <= 1; dc++ {
+					if dr == 0 && dc == 0 {
+						continue
+					}
+					if evals[i][j][dr+1][dc+1] != FuckIfIKnow {
+						continue
+					}
+					// find theoretical start of fuck
+					fRow, fCol := i + int(c)*dr, j + int(c)*dr
+					// evaluate fuckness
+					locallyFucked := true
+					for w := 0; w < 4; w++ {
+						if charAt(board, i+w*dr, j+w*dc) != byte(w) {
+							locallyFucked = false
+							break
+						}
+					}
+					if locallyFucked {
+						// mark every letter involved as fucked
+						isFucked = true
+						for w := 0; w < 4; w++ {
+							evals[i+w*dr][j+w*dc][dr+1][dc+1] = Fucked
+						}
+					} else {
+						evals[i][j][dr+1][dc+1] = NotFucked
+					}
+				}
+			}
+		}
+	}
+	return isFucked
+}
+
+func fuckUp(board [][]byte, evals [][]fuckness) {
+	
+}
+
+func dump(board [][]byte, title string) {
+	fmt.Println()
+	for i := 0; i < *edgeSize; i++ {
+		fmt.Print("--")
+	}
+	fmt.Println()
+	fmt.Println(title)
+	fmt.Println()
+	for _, row := range board {
+		for _, r := range row {
+			fmt.Printf("%c ", "fuck"[r])
+		}
+		fmt.Println()
+	}
+}
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