diff --git a/src/art/sounds/vn_bat.mp3 b/src/art/sounds/vn_bat.mp3
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diff --git a/src/art/sounds/vn_breath.mp3 b/src/art/sounds/vn_breath.mp3
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diff --git a/src/art/sounds/vn_dance.mp3 b/src/art/sounds/vn_dance.mp3
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diff --git a/src/art/sounds/vn_doorbell.mp3 b/src/art/sounds/vn_doorbell.mp3
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diff --git a/src/art/sounds/vn_ghost.mp3 b/src/art/sounds/vn_ghost.mp3
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diff --git a/src/art/sounds/vn_page.mp3 b/src/art/sounds/vn_page.mp3
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diff --git a/src/art/sounds/vn_phone.mp3 b/src/art/sounds/vn_phone.mp3
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diff --git a/src/endings.ts b/src/endings.ts
index 9eb4204..2b8f368 100644
--- a/src/endings.ts
+++ b/src/endings.ts
@@ -1,9 +1,18 @@
 import { compile, VNScene, VNSceneBasisPart } from "./vnscene.ts";
+import {
+  sndVnBat,
+  sndVnBreath,
+  sndVnDance,
+  sndVnDoorbell,
+  sndVnGhost,
+  sndVnPage,
+  sndVnPhone,
+} from "./sounds.ts";
 
 const squeak: VNSceneBasisPart = {
   type: "message",
   text: "...",
-  sfx: "squeak.mp3",
+  sfx: sndVnBat,
 };
 
 export const sceneBat: VNScene = compile([
@@ -25,7 +34,7 @@ export const sceneBat: VNScene = compile([
 const doorbell: VNSceneBasisPart = {
   type: "message",
   text: "...",
-  sfx: "doorbell.mp3",
+  sfx: sndVnDoorbell,
 };
 
 export const sceneStealth: VNScene = compile([
@@ -33,7 +42,7 @@ export const sceneStealth: VNScene = compile([
   "Yeah, you can let yourself in.",
   doorbell,
   "I'll have it moved.",
-  "Just -- don't call Susan, OK?",
+  "Just -- don't call Liz, OK?",
   doorbell,
   "Believe me, I'm good for the money.",
   "I'm doing... a lot better than it looks like.",
@@ -46,7 +55,7 @@ export const sceneStealth: VNScene = compile([
 const phoneBeep: VNSceneBasisPart = {
   type: "message",
   text: "...",
-  sfx: "phonebeep.mp3",
+  sfx: sndVnPhone,
 };
 
 export const sceneCharm: VNScene = compile([
@@ -61,7 +70,7 @@ export const sceneCharm: VNScene = compile([
   "Can you put me through?",
   phoneBeep,
   "I really want it.",
-  "It's for my boyfriend. First boyfriend, sorry.",
+  "It's for my boyfriend. My old boyfriend, sorry.",
   phoneBeep,
   "*chuckle*",
   "Yeah. I guess I do.",
@@ -72,7 +81,7 @@ export const sceneCharm: VNScene = compile([
 const sleepyBreath: VNSceneBasisPart = {
   type: "message",
   text: "...",
-  sfx: "sleepyBreath.mp3",
+  sfx: sndVnBreath,
 };
 
 export const sceneStare: VNScene = compile([
@@ -93,7 +102,7 @@ export const sceneStare: VNScene = compile([
 const party: VNSceneBasisPart = {
   type: "message",
   text: "...",
-  sfx: "party.mp3",
+  sfx: sndVnDance,
 };
 
 export const sceneParty: VNScene = compile([
@@ -111,7 +120,7 @@ export const sceneParty: VNScene = compile([
 const ghost: VNSceneBasisPart = {
   type: "message",
   text: "...",
-  sfx: "ghost.mp3",
+  sfx: sndVnGhost,
 };
 
 export const sceneLore: VNScene = compile([
@@ -127,3 +136,37 @@ export const sceneLore: VNScene = compile([
   "Yeah. They remember.",
   ghost,
 ]);
+
+const page: VNSceneBasisPart = {
+  type: "message",
+  text: "...",
+  sfx: sndVnPage,
+};
+
+export const sceneTrueEnding: VNScene = compile([
+  page,
+  "(This is a taxonomy. It's what nerds write instead of poetry.)",
+  page,
+  "INSECTIVORE. INSECTIPHAGE. INSECT-EATER. INSECT-EATING INSECT BAT.",
+  "CONSUMER OF BUGS.",
+  "We eat -- flies? They eat beetles.",
+  "We eat -- various bugs. Yes. And we hang in caves --",
+  "We deposit the shells in a heap. An absolutely massive heap --",
+  page,
+  "FRUCTIVORE. FRUITIPHAGE. FRUIT-EATING FRUIT BAT.",
+  "We eat -- grapes, melons, that kind of thing.",
+  "We unearth the heap.",
+  "We lay the shells in trenches in the furrows of a vineyard.",
+  page,
+  "There are two clades and in addition to that is a secret clade.",
+  page,
+  "(The pages are stuck together.)",
+  page,
+  "HEMOPHAGE. HEMOVORE. HEMATOPHAGE. BLOOD EATER.",
+  "It is not yet time to announce the sentence of fate.",
+  "We -- take the wine that grows from the branches.",
+  "That's a simplification.",
+  "This is the night deeper than any night that cannot be spoken of.",
+  page,
+  "OK -- now roll it.",
+]);
diff --git a/src/hud.ts b/src/hud.ts
index 4607ee3..5483b52 100644
--- a/src/hud.ts
+++ b/src/hud.ts
@@ -67,7 +67,7 @@ export class Hud {
     D.drawText("BLD", new Point(0, 160), FG_BOLD);
     let bloodAmount = prog.getBlood();
     let bloodColor = FG_TEXT;
-    if (bloodAmount > 2000) {
+    if (bloodAmount >= 2000) {
       bloodColor = FG_TEXT_ENDORSED;
     }
     if (bloodAmount < 100) {
diff --git a/src/huntmode.ts b/src/huntmode.ts
index 573a2d3..a3e147e 100644
--- a/src/huntmode.ts
+++ b/src/huntmode.ts
@@ -207,7 +207,9 @@ export class HuntMode {
     this.velocity = dxy;
     // let friction do it
     if (this.map.imposesBloodCosts) {
-      getPlayerProgress().spendBlood(displacement.distance(new Point(0, 0)) * 10 / 3);
+      getPlayerProgress().spendBlood(
+        (displacement.distance(new Point(0, 0)) * 10) / 3,
+      );
     }
   }
 
diff --git a/src/manormap.ts b/src/manormap.ts
index 362f0ec..b320dfc 100644
--- a/src/manormap.ts
+++ b/src/manormap.ts
@@ -1,16 +1,9 @@
 import { Architecture, LoadedNewMap } from "./newmap.ts";
 import { Grid, Point } from "./engine/datatypes.ts";
-import {
-  getThralls,
-  thrallCharm,
-  thrallLore,
-  thrallParty,
-  thrallStealth,
-} from "./thralls.ts";
+import { getThralls } from "./thralls.ts";
 import {
   LadderPickup,
   ThrallCollectionPlatePickup,
-  ThrallPickup,
   ThrallPosterPickup,
   ThrallRecruitedPickup,
 } from "./pickups.ts";
diff --git a/src/pickups.ts b/src/pickups.ts
index 38aebe8..b09ea00 100644
--- a/src/pickups.ts
+++ b/src/pickups.ts
@@ -320,7 +320,7 @@ export class LadderPickup {
 
   onClick(): boolean {
     if (getHuntMode().map.imposesBloodCosts) {
-      getPlayerProgress().addBlood(100);  // this used to award 1k; 100 now is equivalent to what 300 blood used to be
+      getPlayerProgress().addBlood(100); // this used to award 1k; 100 now is equivalent to what 300 blood used to be
     }
     initHuntMode(new HuntMode(getHuntMode().depth + 1, generateMap()));
     return false;
diff --git a/src/scorer.ts b/src/scorer.ts
index d3ca497..0681940 100644
--- a/src/scorer.ts
+++ b/src/scorer.ts
@@ -9,6 +9,7 @@ import {
   sceneParty,
   sceneStare,
   sceneStealth,
+  sceneTrueEnding,
 } from "./endings.ts";
 import { generateWishes, getWishes, isWishCompleted } from "./wishes.ts";
 import { generateSuccessors } from "./successors.ts";
@@ -81,7 +82,12 @@ class Scorer {
     // TODO: Award different ranks depending on second-to-top skill
     // TODO: Award different domiciles based on overall score
     // TODO: Force the rank to match the wish if one existed
-    else if (isMax("stare", 3)) {
+    else if (vampiricSkills >= 24) {
+      scene = sceneTrueEnding;
+      rank = "Master Vampire";
+      domicile = "Third Clade";
+      reignSentence = "You know the truth, or at least your character does.";
+    } else if (isMax("stare", 3)) {
       scene = sceneStare;
       rank = "Hypno-Chiropteran";
       domicile = "Village of Brainwashed Mortals";
@@ -122,7 +128,10 @@ class Scorer {
       vampiricSkills,
       mortalServants,
     };
-    let successorOptions = generateSuccessors(getPlayerProgress().nImprovements + 2, penance); // TODO: generate nImprovements from mortalServants and the player's bsae improvements
+    let successorOptions = generateSuccessors(
+      getPlayerProgress().nImprovements + 2,
+      penance,
+    ); // TODO: generate nImprovements from mortalServants and the player's bsae improvements
     let wishOptions = generateWishes(penance);
 
     let progenerateVerb = penance ? "Repent" : "Progenerate";
diff --git a/src/skills.ts b/src/skills.ts
index 3c3cb22..1bcfe6e 100644
--- a/src/skills.ts
+++ b/src/skills.ts
@@ -39,17 +39,18 @@ class SkillsTable {
 
   computeCost(skill: Skill) {
     const _STAT_TO_TRIPS: Record<Stat, number> = {
-      "AGI": 1/7.2,  // 8.4 is what I measured, but this seems very overpriced in practice
-      "INT": 1/5.4,
-      "CHA": 1/4.8,
-      "PSI": 1/7.0,
+      AGI: 1 / 7.2, // 8.4 is what I measured, but this seems very overpriced in practice
+      INT: 1 / 5.4,
+      CHA: 1 / 4.8,
+      PSI: 1 / 7.0,
     };
     let data = this.get(skill);
 
     let governingStatValue = 0;
     for (let stat of data.governing.stats.values()) {
       governingStatValue +=
-        getPlayerProgress().getStat(stat) * _STAT_TO_TRIPS[stat] / data.governing.stats.length;
+        (getPlayerProgress().getStat(stat) * _STAT_TO_TRIPS[stat]) /
+        data.governing.stats.length;
     }
 
     if (data.governing.flipped) {
diff --git a/src/sounds.ts b/src/sounds.ts
index fd22c59..5b82db0 100644
--- a/src/sounds.ts
+++ b/src/sounds.ts
@@ -10,6 +10,13 @@ import audRewardMedium from "./art/sounds/reward_medium.mp3";
 import audRewardSmall from "./art/sounds/reward_small.mp3";
 import audSilence from "./art/sounds/silence.mp3";
 import audSleep from "./art/sounds/sleep.mp3";
+import audVnBat from "./art/sounds/vn_bat.mp3";
+import audVnBreath from "./art/sounds/vn_breath.mp3";
+import audVnDance from "./art/sounds/vn_dance.mp3";
+import audVnDoorbell from "./art/sounds/vn_doorbell.mp3";
+import audVnGhost from "./art/sounds/vn_ghost.mp3";
+import audVnPage from "./art/sounds/vn_page.mp3";
+import audVnPhone from "./art/sounds/vn_phone.mp3";
 import { Sound } from "./sound.ts";
 
 export let sndBite = new Sound(audBite);
@@ -24,6 +31,13 @@ export let sndRewardMedium = new Sound(audRewardMedium);
 export let sndRewardSmall = new Sound(audRewardSmall);
 export let sndSilence = new Sound(audSilence);
 export let sndSleep = new Sound(audSleep);
+export let sndVnBat = new Sound(audVnBat);
+export let sndVnBreath = new Sound(audVnBreath);
+export let sndVnDance = new Sound(audVnDance);
+export let sndVnDoorbell = new Sound(audVnDoorbell);
+export let sndVnGhost = new Sound(audVnGhost);
+export let sndVnPage = new Sound(audVnPage);
+export let sndVnPhone = new Sound(audVnPhone);
 
 export function sndRewardFor(amount: number) {
   if (amount <= 1) {
diff --git a/src/statemanager.ts b/src/statemanager.ts
index 8861d86..a30cdb3 100644
--- a/src/statemanager.ts
+++ b/src/statemanager.ts
@@ -10,7 +10,6 @@ import { openingScene } from "./openingscene.ts";
 import { generateName } from "./namegen.ts";
 import { photogenicThralls } from "./thralls.ts";
 import { choose } from "./utils.ts";
-import {generateSuccessor} from "./successors.ts";
 
 const N_TURNS: number = 9;
 
diff --git a/src/vnmodal.ts b/src/vnmodal.ts
index a4239c0..1f79f13 100644
--- a/src/vnmodal.ts
+++ b/src/vnmodal.ts
@@ -85,6 +85,7 @@ interface SceneCathexis {
 function createCathexis(part: VNScenePart): SceneCathexis {
   switch (part.type) {
     case "message":
+      part?.sfx?.play({ volume: 0.5 });
       return new SceneMessageCathexis(part);
     case "callback":
       part?.callback();
diff --git a/src/vnscene.ts b/src/vnscene.ts
index bb5acc9..765c56f 100644
--- a/src/vnscene.ts
+++ b/src/vnscene.ts
@@ -1,7 +1,9 @@
+import { Sound } from "./sound.ts";
+
 export type VNSceneMessage = {
   type: "message";
   text: string;
-  sfx?: string;
+  sfx?: Sound;
 };
 
 export type VNSceneCallback = {
diff --git a/src/wishes.ts b/src/wishes.ts
index 9d4952c..a94d3ea 100644
--- a/src/wishes.ts
+++ b/src/wishes.ts
@@ -31,6 +31,7 @@ import {
 } from "./skills.ts";
 import { compile, VNSceneBasisPart } from "./vnscene.ts";
 import { getPlayerProgress } from "./playerprogress.ts";
+import { sndVnBreath } from "./sounds.ts";
 
 class WishesTable {
   #wishes: WishData[];
@@ -68,7 +69,7 @@ export function getWishes(): WishesTable {
 const whisper: VNSceneBasisPart = {
   type: "message",
   text: "...",
-  sfx: "whisper.mp3",
+  sfx: sndVnBreath,
 };
 
 export const celebritySocialite = table.add({